🍩 Donut Miss Out: National Tell a Joke Day!

Hey there, Johnson City donut aficionados! 🎉 Your favorite hole-in-the-wall (literally) spot, Daylight Donuts Tri Cities, is about to drop some sugary wisdom on you. Brace yourselves, because we’re celebrating National Tell a Joke Day like it’s the last jelly-filled donut at closing time. 🤣

Why It’s Relevant: Because life without laughter is like a donut without sprinkles—dull and utterly pointless. And guess what? Our donuts are never dull. They’re the life of the pastry party, the belle of the bakery ball. So, let’s sprinkle some humor into your week, shall we?

Why It’s Urgent: Because August 16th is the official National Tell a Joke Day, and we’re not messing around. It’s like our donuts: fresh, fluffy, and guaranteed to make you snort coffee out of your nose. But wait, there’s more! The entire week—from August 12th to 18th—is fair game. Swing by either of our Johnson City locations, and let the merriment commence!

Local Flavor: Picture this: You, strolling down Roan Street, the sun peeking through the dogwood trees. You’ve got a hankering for a donut that’ll make your taste buds do the cha-cha. And there it is, our neon sign winking at you like a mischievous squirrel. 🌟

But we’re not just about donuts. We’re about community. So, as you savor that glazed masterpiece, think about the winding Nolichucky River, the sweet scent of rhododendrons in the Roan Mountain State Park, and the way everyone waves on Boones Creek Road—even if they don’t know you. That’s the Johnson City spirit, my friends.

The Deal of the Century: To snag your FREE smiley face donut (because emojis are our love language), choose one adventure below:

1. 💌 Subscribe to our email newsletter. It’s like getting secret donut intel straight from the donut hole.
2. 👍 Double-tap our event posts on all four: Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, & Pinterest. Show those thumbs some love!
3. ⭐ Leave a Google 5-Star review if our donuts have you doing a happy dance. 🕺
4. 📺 Like & Subscribe to our YouTube video—or—🕺 Like and Follow our TikTok video.
5. 📸 Let us snap a pic of you devouring your Smiley Face donut. We’ll immortalize you on our Facebook page. Fame awaits!

Fear of Missing Out (FOMO) Level: 🚨 DEFCON DONUT 🚨

Remember, folks, it’s one free smiley face donut per customer during the event week. But honestly, who stops at one? Grab your joke, grab your donut, and let’s make this week legendary. 🙌

See you at Daylight Donuts Tri Cities—the only place where sprinkles are currency, and laughter is the glaze on life’s sweetest moments! 🎈

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Disclaimer: Side effects of reading this blog post may include spontaneous donut cravings, uncontrollable giggles, and an inexplicable urge to hug a pastry chef. 😜

Now, go forth, my donut-loving warriors! Spread joy, tell jokes, and remember: Life is short; eat the donut. 🍩✨

Image: A smiling donut wearing sunglasses, holding a tiny sign that says “LOL.” Caption: “Donut worry, be happy!” !Donut

P.S. If you see a squirrel doing stand-up comedy near our shop, it’s probably our mascot. Give it a high-five. 🐿️

P.P.S. If you’re really feeling froggy, learn how to become a Daylight Donuts Olympic Rings member here.

: National Tell a Joke Day : Roan Mountain State Park : Boones Creek Road : Nolichucky River : Ramune